Here are a few pointers to make your holidays more enjoyable for everyone around you!
Don’t be the one who:
Talks about work at your work Christmas party.
Come on, people. We all know that office-mates are like family in that you can’t choose them, but make an effort to get to know them outside of work this year. No one wants to sit next to the person who brings up projects that need to be started when we get back from Christmas break. Talk about pets, kids, hobbies, personal goals, fruitcake…anything other than work!
Takes one too many hits of eggnog at your family function.
Nothing is more entertaining on Christmas Eve than your drunken uncle… but do you really want to be him? Be responsible this year, don’t drink at all if you have to drive and be generally self-aware, and know when you’ve had enough. Lamp shade or punch bowl on the head is not a good look for anyone.
Kisses on the mouth.
Uuuuuggghhhh. We all have that aunt, cousin or grandmother who refuses to stop kissing you on the mouth, even after your 30th birthday. Do others a favor this year and leave your fuchsia shade of lipstick on your own lips.
Is super obvious about regifting.
Look… we can all see that box has been opened before and you clearly taped it back together… with duct tape... If you must regift (sometimes it’s just financially unavoidable) make sure it’s an un-used item that is like new.
Becomes the Grinch.
You hate the holidays? Think it’s a materialistic waste of time? Keep it to yourself. No one wants to hear your conspiracy theories about how Christmas was created by the government to propel us into an economic stimulus… or how it’s rooted in Pagan rituals. Just go with the flow.
Becomes the crier.
See number 2 on this list to avoid becoming the crier…
Becomes the overachiever.
Wow, you spent 20 solid hours cutting intricate snowflakes out of tissue paper by hand and strung them from the ceiling? Take it easy with the décor and put your energy into spending time visiting with people that matter the most. They love you for you, not for your snowflakes ;)
Nostalgia, noun: a wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to or of some past period or irrecoverable condition.
For me, Christmas brings about the most nostalgia, specifically remembering waiting [not so] patiently for Santa to bring gifts during the night, and being so excited to see what new toys I had received. Toys, to my eight-year-old self and friends, were the reason to live. I would start making my list months in advance, watching commercials and taking notes, marking the catalogue with a red crayon, trying in vain to narrow my list down to a reasonable number.
I can still remember the handful of toys that made my youth, and, in my opinion, are some of the best ever made. What was your favorite?
From pirate ships to construction sites, legos let my brother and I build things we saw in movies and in our imaginations. And as I recall, they were one of the only things that would keep my little brother quiet for more than five minutes. The only con to this toy was stepping on that piece you lost in the middle of the night… ouch!
9) Finger paints
This is a parent’s worst nightmare, but a rite of passage for every child. I remember mom strapping on that smock, spreading out the paper on the sidewalk, and letting us go to town. Without finger paints, it would have taken me a lot longer to figure out that all the colors mixed together make a really ugly brown.
8) Play-doh (burger builder set)
For some reason, making the play-doh squeeze out into yellow ribbons looked exactly like French fries, and the press that made the hamburger patty seemed like pure genius. I’m glad my aspirations for a career of making fast food meals passed with the play-doh phase.
It’s cliché, I know, but it wouldn’t be right without her. Simply put, I was obsessed. Barbie had it all… a huge pink house, a hot man, a T-top corvette, and shoes in every shade of the rainbow. Plus, I could cut her hair without consequences. Who am I kidding, I STILL love Barbie! (Let’s not get into the fact that she gives little girls dysmorphic ideas about body image, ahem.)
YES! This toy was essential to my I-want-to-be-Harriet-the-Spy phase. And, Kevin McAlistar demonstrated all the capabilities of this apparatus in Home Alone, which made it even more appealing.
5) Skip it!
And try not to trip yourself. This definitely helped burn a few calories and improve coordination. For those of you who aren’t familiar, the Skip It toy strapped to your ankle, and allowed the user to swing a ball tethered to that strap around to the other leg, with the user skipping over it. Or tripping over it, in my case.
4) Super Soakers
The only thing that got us through 100 degree summers with no pool and no beach. We loaded these things up with ice cold water and went to town…
3) Easy Bake Oven
Need I say more? It was easy. It baked stuff with a light bulb. It tricked your mom into letting you eat 12 cupcakes. And I wonder why I still have problems trying to bake legitimately.
2) Lite Brite
Simply amazing. There was something about seeing my creation light up in the dark that thrilled me. We made boats, unicorns, Mr. Potato Head, and so much more… And after we had destroyed the poke-through pattern papers, we got really creative.
I know all you guys were jealous of our neon colored golden retrievers, panda bears, ballet slippers and ice cream sundaes. We had sticker books, trapper keepers, pencils, posters, and everything else you can think of. If the inside of your locker was not decorated in Lisa Frank, there was something really wrong with you. I am not ashamed to admit…I still love Lisa Frank stickers and use them to this day. They are brightening up the sides of my office computer!